A Mammy's Plea: Officer CoonBug is a Good Boy

Cincy Police Coon Officer, Shown here under cover in this photo as Mulatto Henchmen, ZZ Top
The Revolving Mammy Says: 'My Boy Junbug' Offers Hope At District 6

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Well folks, He may threaten openly on airwaves to "shoot" chicks, to set Black Fist Generals on Fire, and Kill those who don't like his Coon Pies or burnt chicken that was sold at the dreadful BBQ Shaq. But one thing is for sure: Police officer CoonBug is a genuine man of kindness and has a big heart -- that is, according to the dear old revolving mammy-coon (that seemingly won't graciously retire into the sunset with dignity) who was reportedly heard on (BLACK FIST sponsored) boycotted-COON-Radio today.

An Elderly mammy keeps returning to the airways, either being manipulated by Police officer Coonbug or Dangeroursly using her devisive MAMMY SKILLS, which some close to the mammy say are still working surprisingly well for a woman who is so well up in age. It is yet to be determined which is the correct reason. Either way, it doesn't seem as though the attempts to lighten up the bootleg keystone cop's image are working favorably for the District 6 Captain of the Coons.

It is reported that it is difficult to sell more than 5 coon pies a day out of District 6! It is even reported that Districts 1 thru 5 hardly recognize District 6 as a legitimate district. It is said that the District 6's Police Coon Cruiser of choice, The LATE 80's Gray Toyota Camry, isn't even worth firing their captains for damages to them as in times past ( you recall the Twitty matter and things like that don't you? Nate's keystone coon cruiser is fuuuuucked up in the front!!!!)

The Revolving Mammy Is Gonna Just Have to Fight Harder for Her Police Officer CoonBug to Convince The People that CAPTAIN ZZ TOP, MAFIOSO COON IS THIS "Good Boy" That she wants us to believe he is !!!!